with your own penis?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Every concussion has its silver lining
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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