We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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