im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
one might say we're banned from that church
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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