You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
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I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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