We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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