I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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