what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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