careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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