normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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