i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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