on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
You're breaking my sexual little heart
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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