Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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