He asked to "fluff my boner.."
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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