We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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