We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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