More tranny stories later!
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest