you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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