I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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