kristin has been a bad kristin
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
jump out the window naked night went bad
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