Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He called his prostate his "boner button".
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
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