i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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