I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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