i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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