wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Randomize
