There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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