Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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