Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
ugly people sure do ruin things
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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