you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed