He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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