The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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