I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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