you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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