This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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