obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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