You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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