Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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