too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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