So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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