just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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