Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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