i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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