So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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