idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
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