; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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