in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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