i may or may not be watching the land before time
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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