yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
This couple is walking their pig around campus
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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