im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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