is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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