just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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