I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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