I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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