Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Randomize
