I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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